Take my life and let it be… like a Coca Cola C.E.O. for Thee…

Seriously? Do a search for Coca Cola + Jesus Christ + images and you can make your own collage. I did.
Seriously? Do a search for Coca Cola + Jesus Christ + images and you can make your own collage. I did.

Truth be told, if it weren’t for my husband, I would be the world’s most targeted consumer. Infomercial? Let me get my wallet.  By the end of watching one, I not only believe in the product, I also believe I need it. Immediately. As in yesterday.

On Saturdays, the talk radio station I enjoy weekdays becomes a virtual stream of vitamin infomercials. They target all my personal ailments—night vision issues, achy joints, and my desire for weight loss, happy intestines, a clear mind, and eternal youth.

If I didn’t have to justify my purchases to my husband—or balance a bank account —or swallow all those pills—I would be dialing the 1-800 numbers and ordering my latest cure-all.

I am thankful for my husband.

Just this weekend, for example, I heard Dr. Ron Jahner tout his FlexiPrin. He began his radio testimonial with the story of his father, who had been diagnosed with terminal bone cancer and given weeks to live and morphine to kill the pain.

Instead of doing drugs while waiting to die, the elder Jahner fought cancer with nutrition and won, leading to the younger Jahner’s medical career—and Flexiprin. Flexiprin fights inflammation, the cause of all my aches and pains, and it works in two hours!

I don’t know if it cures cancer or if its ingredients in any way contributed to the elder Jahner’s miraculous recovery those many years ago, but it sounds as if it would cure everything I suffer.

I was sold.

Until I opened the web page and saw the price: $49.95 for a month’s supply! Which made me realize that my husband also would have to be sold on the idea. Not likely going to happen.  (Now I feel inflamed with frustration.)

“If I had a pill that would cure much of what the world suffers, I would make it available and affordable to as many people as I could,” I thought. I would bend over backward to get the word out. I would shout it from the mountaintops. I would talk about it wherever I went to whomever would listen. I could save the world—at least from inflammation—if it were my product to sell.

I know we Americans live in a capitalistic society—or we should be—and I’m all about supply and demand and healthy competition. But if you had THE solution, wouldn’t you want the world to know?

Sunday morning, my pastor mentioned three words that are the same in every language: hallelujah, amen, and Coca Cola.

We sang some hallelujahs and concluded the prayers with amen, but my pastor also pointed out some interesting facts about Coca Cola.

In 1923, 33-year-old Robert Winship Woodruff was elected president of the Coca Cola company, marking the beginning of his more than 60 years leading the company into its overwhelming success. While he transformed numerous aspects of the company, one of his main claims to fame was his vision for reaching every corner of the planet for Coca Cola.

You might remember the company’s 1971 jingle, “I’d like to buy the world a Coke,” which led to the song “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing.” Well, Woodruff’s mission statement was “A Coca Cola in arm’s reach of desire to everyone in the world.

My pastor attested to that reach, sharing about a time when he was on a mission trip to Ghana. Too afraid to drink the water, he declared his desire for a Coke. His guide pointed to a thatched-roof mud hut, apparently a store, that contained one shelf of product—and on it was a half dozen bottles of warm Coca Cola. Hallelujah? Amen!

Coca Cola has made its product acceptable, affordable, and available—three timeless business principles. It is ubiquitous—“existing or being everywhere at the same time : constantly encountered; widespread,” according to Merriam Webster.

Flexiprin (not to be confused with Flexoprin or Flexaprin, both of which I’ve found on the Internet) is not. It makes itself quite acceptable, yes, but is not affordable and is only available through one website. Shouldn’t a company with a product so wonderful at least attempt ubiquity?

My pastor’s point, of course, wasn’t to tout Coca Cola or even the company’s business practices. His point was that if a company can reach every people group in the world just selling carbonated sugar and caffeine, why can’t Christians get with God’s program and reach every tribe and every nation with the Good News of Jesus Christ?


You see, as I was bustling through my neighborhood on my way to church that morning, my elderly neighbor, who was walking his dog, flagged me down. I rolled down my window.

“Can I have a ride?” he said with a smile.

Knowing he hadn’t been feeling well lately, I was instantly concerned and said, “Absolutely! Jump on in. Where do you want me to take you?”

“I’ll go where you’re going,” Charlie said to me. I became aware that he was feeling fine and didn’t really need a ride anywhere.

“Great. I’m heading to church to sing.”

“Oh. No thanks, then. I don’t want to go where someone might tell me where I’m going,” he said, “or where they might tell me where to go.”

He was smiling. He was just kidding. But he was also being honest.

I’ve lived next door to Charlie and his wife for more than 18 years. His granddaughter once stayed with them for chunks of time and became good friends with my daughter and the rest of our family. We took her to Vacation Bible School and church. We taught her about Jesus, and she trusted Him to be her Savior and Lord when she was in sixth grade.

But Charlie? I haven’t shared that same message with him. I talk to him across our driveways all the time. I’ve collected his mail and newspaper when he’s been away. I’ve carried over plates of incredible baked goods and mailed him our family Christmas newsletter and yearly photograph. But in all of those conversations and interactions, other than maybe a mention of Jesus in the newsletter, I have never had a conversation with Charlie about Jesus Christ.

Coca Cola has poured its affordable and available product (and calories) into my life for as long as I can remember. I have stacks of the diet version in my garage as I speak. Just hearing about Flexiprin one time on the radio by a doctor I’ve never met made me aware and accepting of that product, so much so that I declared how I would market it if I were the manufacturer.

Both companies put me to shame. I do have a “product” that can change the world—and it isn’t sugar water or a vitamin. It is so much more. He is so much more. If I’m the spokesperson for Jesus Christ, I’m not doing a very good job marketing Him. Sorry, Charlie. I don’t suppose I could get you to read my blog, could I?

It’s time the Truth be told…

6 responses to “Take my life and let it be… like a Coca Cola C.E.O. for Thee…”

  1. angelanowak Avatar

    I think you hit the nail on it’s head. We as Christians know where people are going without Jesus, but we are not too bothered by it. While Coca-Cola company only makes money & their zeal is sky high. Plus it is a deadly drink in my opinion. It contains not only tone of refined sugar, but also phosphoric acid that takes your calcium out! Nice one. Let stir our hearts & encourage one another to make Him known.


    1. sarahas5 Avatar

      Thanks, Angela, for your comment! We definitely–or, at least, I definitely–focus on a lot of my busyness and fail to work on God’s business, sharing the Good News! I am praying for an opportunity to talk with Charlie about what really matters and asking God to help me see other people who also need Him and be willing to share as the opportunity arises. Why do I find sharing my faith so scary? I should find NOT sharing my faith scary!


  2. BettyS Avatar

    Thank you for posting such an amazing comparison. We as Christians need to buy the world a (not coke) or (cure all) much better, a savior… Oh wait, that’s already been done… Jesus, bought with the most ultimate price, His life. If only our mission would be to reach the whole world much like Mr. Robert Winship Woodruff did with his own belief in his product, and help them understand there is an eternal salvation that awaits them and the time is now. If only they would listen, if only they would believe. Everyone is so busy living and doing that they don’t stop and listen, to you, our Lord and King! They ponder at what can make their life better in a bottle of one sort or another, but they wont ponder you. Help us Jesus to be courageous with telling people of a Holy Redeemer, help us to live our lives in such a way that people will see Jesus in us, and some how open that door for us to not push someone away, but to share your truth with them in such a way that they would receive salvation. We know that people are going to reject us, make fun of us, after all they did you, but still, help us to not let those things stop us from sharing what you so freely and willingly gave. Amen! You ladies have an amazing day and here is to standing firm in our faith and being courageous with sharing the gospel! Betty


    1. sarahas5 Avatar

      Thanks so much for commenting, Betty! Amen and amen!


  3. Christine Avatar

    This was just what I needed. Not only did I read a review that confirmed what I already supected, but I got a slap up the back of my head for how I market my Savior. You just can’t get any better than that! God Bless you sister!


    1. sarahas5 Avatar

      God bless you! Glad it hit you as it did me. 🙂


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